Dragonclaw Barony part VI

[Crose87420]

(20:06:54) ChatBot: dymond logs into the Chat.
(20:06:59) Empty: oh hai dymond
(20:07:21) dymond: hey guys
(20:07:23) Empty: we're talking about the pronunciation of Seuss
(20:07:24) Crose87420: Hey Dymond
(20:07:39) dymond: I saw that
(20:07:52) Crose87420: is that image messing with your screen Dymond?
(20:07:52) Empty: we're really putting the RPG chatbox thing to good use
(20:08:08) dymond: I don't see one
(20:08:18) Empty: probably got cut off
(20:08:26) Crose87420: btw Empty, Needles has a map, the one you saw, of the Darkmoon Vale
(20:08:32) Empty: k
(20:08:46) Empty: can someone summarize last session
(20:08:57) Empty: I never got around to reading it
(20:09:05) Crose87420: Yeah...
(20:09:16) Empty: well, I read the first part
(20:09:51) Crose87420: Needles and co. talked to Laurel the local herbalist who has a possible cure requiring three components she doesnt have and that Needles stoutly agreed to go find...
(20:10:07) Empty: fetch quests. OF THE FUTURE.
(20:10:33) Crose87420: Needles and co. began at the lumber consortium, per Laurels advice, to see if anyone there knew the location of certain things...
(20:11:01) Crose87420: the eldest tree in Darkmoon Vale, the old hag's house and where ironbloom mushrooms may be found.
(20:11:29) Empty: I'd make a remark, but you probably wouldn't get the reference
(20:11:35) Crose87420: Which looks like the old Dwarven Monastery of which Needles map shows the locations
(20:13:08) Empty: and that was all he got done?
(20:13:11) Crose87420: So, as of right now you are all at the lumber consortiums camp on the edge of the Vale (location A on your map) and are planning to enter the woods I presume.
(20:13:26) Empty: yeesh, we need to get a move on
(20:13:31) Crose87420: Yeah, the whole talking to laurel and then the guy at the lumber thing took a bit
(20:13:55) Empty: we've only just gotten to one of the locations over two sessions
(20:14:28) Empty: not trying to be a jerk, just stating something amusing
(20:14:36) Crose87420: Location B on the map is a trail around the Vale pond and river, C is the location of the eldest tree and D the possible location of the old hags house
(20:15:06) Crose87420: Yeah, last session seemed to go smoothly though, read the log, or ask Dymond.
(20:15:19) Empty: dymond's being awfully quiet
(20:15:30) Crose87420: Hes probably eating dinner
(20:15:45) Empty: which I think I'm gonna have to soon
(20:15:47) dymond: I was just letting him sum up last weeks session
(20:16:08) Crose87420: He did good, he asked the right questions and made some rolls.
(20:16:34) Empty: this is obviously more of an RP thing than what I ran for Bane
(20:16:48) Crose87420: Well, I hope it not to be.
(20:17:04) Empty: of course, what I ran was literally nothing but a dungeon
(20:17:09) Crose87420: I prefer hack and slash with a tiny bit of plot
(20:17:28) Empty: there was some minor chatting with his elf companion Morris, but mostly just going places and stabbing things to death
(20:17:39) Crose87420: My kind of game.
(20:17:44) dymond: thats a good time as well
(20:18:02) Empty: there was like, 1 or 2 combats per session
(20:18:05) Crose87420: Ill try to add something at least in the way of ongoing plot but not enough, I hope, to bog things down.
(20:18:15) ChatBot: dymond is now known as (Needles).
(20:18:15) Crose87420: Were actually playing a Pathfinder module
(20:18:30) Empty: yeah, I think I have this one somewhere
(20:18:31) Crose87420: So blame Paizo for any boredom!
(20:18:39) ChatBot: Empty is now known as (Urist).
(20:18:51) ChatBot: Crose87420 is now known as (GM).
(20:19:14) (Urist): I never really read it, so this stuff is still going to be surprising
(20:19:17) (GM): Probably, it was a Paizo freebee
(20:19:32) ChatBot: (Urist) rolls 1d20 and gets 3.
(20:19:37) (Urist): fff
(20:19:48) (GM): Okay, so the two of you and Maydee and Rimalisse are at the lumber camp (A on your map)
(20:19:59) (Needles): So I think we can overland from the lumberyard to Elara's halfway house
(20:20:09) (Needles): can go*
(20:20:25) (Urist): can overland makes just as much sense
(20:20:42) (Urist): is Elara that witch, or is it someone else
(20:21:02) (GM): Someone else.
(20:21:22) (GM): Okay, so Elara's house is the first stop?
(20:21:53) (Urist): how much money is Urist carrying after the last session
(20:22:10) (Urist): agh, dinnertime
(20:22:13) (GM): 60gp
(20:22:14) (Urist): I'll be back soon
(20:22:15) (Needles): You paid the hirelings
(20:22:44) (GM): So Elara's is a go Dymond?
(20:23:15) (Needles): Actually I was thinking we were at the lumber yard to the east, not the one to the north
(20:23:32) (GM): Ahh, okay good, I was wondering why you were going there.
(20:23:44) (GM): Yeah, your at A on your map.
(20:24:07) (GM): Do you still have a copy of the map?
(20:24:32) (Needles): is B the abandoned hut?
(20:25:03) (GM): B is the path around the lake and stream, C is the eldest tree and D is where the hags house may be.
(20:25:23) (Needles): OK so we should head in and make for the path then
(20:25:59) (GM): Okay, you all step into the wood. There's a faint woodsman trail that leads in the general direction your headed.
(20:26:21) (GM): The wood thickens as you go along...
(20:26:33) (GM): but never thick enough that you cant have a good look around.
(20:26:47) (GM): It seems mostly pine is left since the woodsman have been around.
(20:27:01) ChatBot: (GM) rolls 1d10 and gets 1.
(20:27:24) (GM): Needles Mind+SUR roll please, DC18
(20:27:50) ChatBot: (Needles) rolls 1d20 and gets 1.
(20:27:57) (GM): booyah!
(20:28:12) (GM): You continue blissfully along your way noticing nothing out of the ordinary.
(20:28:21) (Needles): I'm not even gonna look up the modifiers
(20:28:36) (GM): Yeah, dont bother
(20:29:10) (GM): It takes you about three hours of walking though the woods before you come across a wider and more visible trail...
(20:29:22) (GM): with other paths joining it from different directions.
(20:29:56) (GM): Needles, Mind+SUR Listen check, DC16
(20:30:16) ChatBot: (Needles) rolls 1d20 and gets 7.
(20:30:21) (Needles): 11
(20:30:33) (GM): Okay, wanna roll for Urist too...
(20:30:36) (Needles): (this is when I would throw my d20 )
(20:30:38) (GM): Hes ahh...
(20:30:58) (GM): +2 total to it.
(20:31:10) ChatBot: (Needles) rolls 1d20 and gets 4.
(20:31:29) (GM): Okay, roll for both Maydee and Rimalisse. Throw your dice first though
(20:31:36) (Needles): wow time for new dice
(20:31:43) (GM): or a mug, or lamp, etc..
(20:31:59) (GM): Maydee is +2...
(20:32:00) (Needles): roll 1d20
(20:32:11) (Needles): dangit
(20:32:15) (GM): Rimalisse is +4
(20:32:17) ChatBot: (Needles) rolls 1d20 and gets 17.
(20:32:31) ChatBot: (Needles) rolls 1d20 and gets 15.
(20:32:43) ChatBot: (GM) is now known as (Rimalisse).
(20:32:47) (Needles): good hirelings, thats a 19 and a 19
(20:32:47) (Rimalisse): You guys hear that?
(20:33:03) (Rimalisse) turns to Needles, "What is that?"
(20:33:31) (Needles): I look in the direction Rimalisse is looking
(20:33:41) (Rimalisse): You don't hear that?
(20:33:52) (Needles): I don't.. what do you hear?
(20:33:56) (Rimalisse): That awful whining?
(20:34:10) (Rimalisse): How can you NOT hear that, its so loud!?
(20:34:23) (Rimalisse): Its coming from over there.
(20:34:23) (Urist): back
(20:34:28) (Rimalisse) points over there.
(20:34:28) (Needles): *sticked finger in ear to clear out anything that might be in there
(20:34:42) (Rimalisse): This way...
(20:34:57) (Rimalisse) and Rimalisse heads off the trail a little..
(20:35:02) ChatBot: (Rimalisse) is now known as (GM).
(20:35:14) (Needles): Urist.. Rimalisse hears something in this direction
(20:35:15) (GM): Not far from the edge of the forest-shrouded lake, a fox with large ears and bright orange fur lies bleeding, its hindquarters caught fully in the jaws of a crude iron trap.
(20:35:37) (Urist): Urist examines it, trying to see if it's alive.
(20:35:55) (GM): You see that the fox is still alive.
(20:36:10) (Urist): Urist tries to free it.
(20:36:11) (Needles): Careful.. those traps are nasty
(20:36:27) (Urist): STR+PHYS?
(20:36:28) (GM): Needles, Mind+SUR DC14
(20:36:50) ChatBot: (Needles) rolls 1d20 and gets 14.
(20:36:57) (Needles): 18
(20:36:57) (Urist): heh
(20:37:12) (Urist): "Needles, what's wrong?"
(20:37:15) (GM): Needles looks closer at the fox and realizes its a Darkmoon Firefoot Fox, quite rare.
(20:37:40) (GM): Okay, STR+PHY DC14 to open the trap.
(20:37:51) (Urist): wait
(20:38:14) (Urist): well, nevermind
(20:38:18) ChatBot: (Urist) rolls 1d20 and gets 6.
(20:38:21) (Urist): FFF
(20:38:21) (Needles) realizes thats a darkmoon firefoot
(20:38:31) (Needles):
(20:38:33) (Urist): god I wish I had gone with what I had thought
(20:38:43) (GM): Whats whisper in chat whisper (name)?
(20:38:50) (Urist): idk
(20:39:00) (Urist): apparently not
(20:39:07) (Urist): what do you need to send?
(20:39:14) (GM): a secret message
(20:39:25) (Urist): PMs might work
(20:39:46) (Urist): Can me AND needles try to open the trap? At the same time, with two rolls?
(20:39:52) (GM): Is Needles going to try the trap?
(20:40:02) (GM): Yeah, you can assist...
(20:40:21) (Needles): Does a bit of stretching to limber up..
(20:40:40) ChatBot: (Needles) rolls 1d20 and gets 18.
(20:40:42) (Urist) flexes
(20:40:45) ChatBot: (Urist) rolls 1d20 and gets 1.
(20:40:48) (Urist): ffff
(20:40:55) (GM): Oh, and make some MIND+SUB DC18 spot checks for the fun of it.
(20:41:02) ChatBot: (Urist) rolls 1d20 and gets 13.
(20:41:07) (GM): You pry the steel jaws apart...
(20:41:23) (Urist): I got 14
(20:41:27) (Urist): er, 15
(20:41:28) (Needles): 20 total
(20:41:45) (GM): The fox pulls itself out, its rear leg looks bad, it will probably bleed to death without aid.
(20:41:45) (Urist): so that fox is definitely free
(20:41:55) (GM): yep
(20:42:05) (Urist): "Aah, Rimallisse, can you do something?"
(20:42:30) ChatBot: (GM) is now known as (Rimalisse).
(20:42:41) (Rimalisse): I can use a spell on it, should I?
(20:42:54) (Urist): "Yeah, try that."
(20:43:03) (Rimalisse): Okay!
(20:43:09) (Urist): "That stupid goblin at the bar ate all our bandages."
(20:43:10) ChatBot: (Rimalisse) is now known as (GM).
(20:43:26) (GM): Rimalisse chants quickly and quietly and touches the fox...
(20:43:36) (Urist): I back up.
(20:43:36) (GM): The fox looks better immediately.
(20:44:01) (GM): Did Needles make a Mind+SUB spot check? DC18.
(20:44:09) (Urist): no, he didn't
(20:44:24) (Needles): I missed that.. sorry
(20:44:32) (GM): no prob
(20:44:32) ChatBot: (Needles) rolls 1d20 and gets 8.
(20:44:34) (Urist): I draw my axe, hoping the fox doesn't attack.
(20:44:58) (Needles): 9
(20:45:03) (GM): Urist can you roll for Maydee, shes +1
(20:45:12) ChatBot: (Urist) rolls 1d20 and gets 5.
(20:45:16) (GM): Needles can roll for Rimalisse, shes +3
(20:45:17) (Urist): for the love of god
(20:45:30) (Urist): plus even
(20:45:37) ChatBot: (Needles) rolls 1d20 and gets 3.
(20:45:44) (Needles): wow
(20:45:59) ChatBot: (GM) rolls 1d4 and gets 2.
(20:45:59) (Urist): can't we get a retry, this is pathetic
(20:46:06) ChatBot: (GM) rolls 1d20 and gets 7.
(20:46:32) (GM): An arrow whistles through the area towards Urist but deflects off his armor with a "ting!"
(20:46:55) (GM): Might as well roll Initiative...
(20:46:56) (Urist): I quickly glance around, looking for the source.
(20:47:04) (Urist): yay!
(20:47:07) ChatBot: (Urist) rolls 1d20 and gets 6.
(20:47:10) (Urist): GOD
(20:47:20) ChatBot: (GM) rolls 1d20 and gets 3.
(20:47:25) ChatBot: (Needles) rolls 1d20 and gets 5.
(20:47:28) (GM): ?roll 1d20
(20:47:29) (Needles): LOL
(20:47:32) ChatBot: (GM) rolls 1d20 and gets 11.
(20:47:36) (Urist): what do you add to initiative
(20:47:36) ChatBot: (GM) rolls 1d20 and gets 9.
(20:47:41) (GM): DEX
(20:47:41) (Urist): dex?
(20:47:46) (GM): yeah
(20:47:58) (Urist): I have 8
(20:48:05) (Needles): 8 with dex
(20:48:06) (GM): Urist you roll Maydees Ini
(20:48:11) (Urist): k
(20:48:11) (GM): Needles you got Rimalisse
(20:48:14) ChatBot: (Urist) rolls 1d20 and gets 8.
(20:48:18) (Urist): sdsfdfg
(20:48:34) (GM): not bad, shes +3
(20:48:41) (GM): Rimalisse is +1
(20:49:09) (GM): Man, you guys rolled some low initiatives.
(20:49:20) (GM): Ill roll for Rima...
(20:49:23) ChatBot: (GM) rolls 1d20 and gets 13.
(20:49:30) (Urist): can I do a MIND check to try and locate the guy who shot at me?
(20:49:48) (Needles): sorry,, this chatroom is making me nuts.. the last line is half hidden on the bottom
(20:49:50) (GM): Yeah, Mind+SUB DC8
(20:49:55) ChatBot: (Urist) rolls 1d20 and gets 6.
(20:50:02) (Urist): ...7
(20:50:15) (Urist): do I atleast get a vague idea
(20:50:17) (GM): You don't see who shot at you BUT..
(20:50:29) (Urist): dymond, try reloading this page
(20:50:35) (GM): you do see two large flying things with long stingers coming toward you.
(20:50:43) (Urist): oh, great
(20:50:55) (Urist): has needles rolled his initiative yet
(20:51:03) (GM): yeah
(20:51:11) (Urist): what was it?
(20:51:16) (Needles): 8
(20:51:35) (GM): What was Urists?
(20:51:40) (Urist): so me and needles, then maydee, then rimalese
(20:51:40) (Needles): 8
(20:51:58) (Urist): so if everyone's rolled up, LET'S FIGHT.
(20:52:13) (GM): Rimalisse is up first and shes going to delay till after you lead guys go.
(20:52:30) (GM): One of the flying things approaches and attacks!
(20:52:34) (Urist): ..why did I do that backwards sdsfg
(20:52:38) ChatBot: (GM) rolls 1d4 and gets 1.
(20:52:46) (Urist): do they look like stirges
(20:52:49) (GM): Needles!
(20:52:52) ChatBot: (GM) rolls 1d20 and gets 18.
(20:53:19) (GM): It lands on you and sticks its stinger into your arm!
(20:53:19) (Needles): yes
(20:53:24) (Needles): dammit
(20:53:35) (Urist): can I try to rip it off
(20:53:35) ChatBot: Hunter logs into the Chat.
(20:53:39) (GM): They had a to hit bonus
(20:53:42) (Urist): oh hai hunter
(20:54:09) (GM): Maydees up...
(20:54:09) Hunter: hey guys
(20:54:19) (GM): Hey Hunter
(20:54:21) (Needles): damage?
(20:54:22) (Urist): do you still have your sheet?
(20:54:26) (GM): She swings her mace at Needles arm!
(20:54:37) ChatBot: (GM) rolls 1d20 and gets 13.
(20:54:44) (Urist): wait what
(20:54:56) (Urist): oh right
(20:55:02) (GM): she missed the flying thing AND Needles
(20:55:12) Hunter: yeah
(20:55:17) (Urist): now can I try ripping it off
(20:55:19) (GM): The other flying thing comes for the attack
(20:55:22) ChatBot: (GM) rolls 1d4 and gets 3.
(20:55:28) ChatBot: (GM) rolls 1d20 and gets 11.
(20:55:28) (Urist): we're going til nine hunter, you want to join in
(20:55:37) Hunter: uh sure
(20:55:43) Hunter: dont know how long i can stay
(20:55:43) (GM): It lands on Rimalisse and sticks its stinger into her back
(20:55:49) (Urist): we're in the middle of a fight with stirges, btw
(20:55:59) (Urist): roll initiative
(20:56:23) (GM): Needles is up!
(20:56:41) Hunter: so tell me when i can join in i guess
(20:56:55) (Urist): dymond, come on
(20:56:57) (GM): Okay, hang in there, itll be one minute
(20:57:01) ChatBot: (GM) rolls 1d4 and gets 3.
(20:57:05) (Needles): well I've drawn my sickle
(20:57:10) (GM): Needles took 3 STR damage Dymond
(20:57:22) (Needles): and try to get the SOB stuck to my other arm
(20:57:27) ChatBot: (Needles) rolls 1d20 and gets 7.
(20:57:36) (GM): Oooo...
(20:57:44) (Urist): this is
(20:57:46) (Urist): WHAT
(20:58:01) (GM): The stirge buzzes and flaps causing your blow to go askew
(20:58:06) (Urist): my turn?
(20:58:08) (GM): Urist your up!
(20:58:15) ChatBot: (Urist) rolls 1d20 and gets 17.
(20:58:18) (Urist):
(20:58:25) (GM): Wait, what are you doing?

[Crose87420]

(20:58:34) (Urist): hitting the stirge eating Needles
(20:58:39) (GM): with?
(20:58:43) (GM): your axe?
(20:58:46) (Urist): greataxe
(20:58:50) ChatBot: (Urist) rolls 1d10 and gets 3.
(20:58:54) (Needles): *gulps*
(20:59:17) (Urist): I'd say that Stirge is dead
(20:59:20) (GM): Okay, 17 hits the Stirge, we will say your second roll was to hit Needles while aiming for the Stirge
(20:59:26) (GM): So, stirge hit, Needles missed
(20:59:35) (GM): Roll that damage!
(20:59:43) (Urist): ..I rolled
(20:59:46) (Urist): dah, whatever
(20:59:49) (GM): Oh oh
(20:59:56) (Urist): it doesn't matter
(20:59:59) ChatBot: (Urist) rolls 1d10 and gets 9.
(21:00:03) (GM): Yeah, it falls off of Needles arm and onto the ground in a bloody pulp
(21:00:15) (GM): I thought you rolled two attacks.
(21:00:22) (Urist): idk
(21:00:24) ChatBot: (GM) rolls 1d4 and gets 2.
(21:00:30) (Urist): doesn't matter, stirge is dead
(21:00:31) ChatBot: (GM) rolls 1d20 and gets 9.
(21:00:40) (GM): Another arrow goes whizzing by Urist!
(21:00:57) (Urist): I try to spot them again
(21:00:58) (GM): Rimalisse is trying to pull the one off of her...
(21:01:10) ChatBot: (GM) rolls 1d20 and gets 1.
(21:01:14) (GM): gah
(21:01:21) ChatBot: (GM) rolls 1d20 and gets 17.
(21:01:27) (GM): The stirge easily holds on!
(21:01:43) (Urist): so can I try to spot where the arrows are from
(21:01:50) (GM): Maydee runs over to Rimalisse and tries to pull it off herself
(21:02:10) (GM): Okay, when you come up again we will check it.
(21:02:16) (Urist): k
(21:02:16) ChatBot: (GM) rolls 1d20 and gets 7.
(21:02:23) ChatBot: (GM) rolls 1d20 and gets 14.
(21:02:29) (Urist): wow
(21:02:30) (GM): Maydee cant pull the stirge off either
(21:03:00) (Urist): it's a bloody stirge
(21:03:05) (GM): The stirge pulls it stinger out of Rimalisses back, its swollen with blood and looks to be about to fly off.
(21:03:15) (GM): Needles your up.
(21:03:35) (GM): Mace, as you walk down the trail you here screams and shouts up ahead.
(21:03:42) (Needles): I aim at the stirge trying to leave..
(21:03:47) ChatBot: Hunter is now known as (Mace).
(21:03:49) (Urist): is hunter even still on
(21:03:50) (GM): sickles?
(21:03:51) (Urist): oh
(21:03:53) (Mace): im here
(21:03:54) ChatBot: (Needles) rolls 1d20 and gets 12.
(21:04:07) (Mace): (where am i anyway)
(21:04:09) (GM): Any bonus? Its AC16
(21:04:25) (GM): Mace is walking down a trail in the Darkmoon Vale.
(21:04:29) (Needles): just short.. 15
(21:04:38) (GM): Urist, your up!
(21:04:53) (Urist): still trying to notice where the arrows are coming from
(21:04:55) ChatBot: (Urist) rolls 1d20 and gets 10.
(21:05:09) (Urist): 11-ish
(21:05:17) (GM): Urist sees a face duck back behind a tree just a little ways off!
(21:05:35) (GM): Mind+Know or Survival, whichever is better, DC12
(21:05:39) (Mace): I walk quickly but cautiously towards the sound of the screams
(21:05:41) (GM): Thats for you Urist
(21:05:48) (Urist): roll again?
(21:05:59) (GM): Yeah, to identify the brute
(21:06:06) ChatBot: (Urist) rolls 1d20 and gets 8.
(21:06:10) (Urist): god
(21:06:19) (Urist): 10
(21:06:35) (GM): Well, theres something there but you dont know what!
(21:06:37) (GM): Mace...
(21:07:18) (GM): You see a large flying thing with a long stinger flying just off the ground, two guys that you meant once in Edgemont and two other women.
(21:07:44) (Urist): met even
(21:07:53) (GM): oops met I meant
(21:07:55) (Mace): "Ach, whats going on?!
(21:08:05) (Urist): "MACE. HALP."
(21:08:36) (GM): You wanna do anything Mace?
(21:08:58) (Urist): one of our mages still has a stirge on her
(21:09:01) (Mace): I charge towards the giant bee thingy
(21:09:08) (GM): Okay, roll it!
(21:09:21) ChatBot: (Mace) rolls 1d20 and gets 15.
(21:09:24) (GM): Mace runs to the fray!
(21:09:27) (Urist): wow
(21:09:40) (GM): Mace hits!
(21:09:47) (GM): Roll damage Hunter
(21:10:02) ChatBot: (Mace) rolls 1d8 and gets 3.
(21:10:35) (GM): The flying thing explodes as Mace's mace hits it in a shower of its own and Rimalisses blood!
(21:10:51) (Mace): ((how many are there?))
(21:11:05) (GM): You see two lying on the ground and no more.
(21:11:10) (Urist): wasn't that the last stirge
(21:11:15) (GM): Needles, yer up!
(21:11:25) (GM): Yeah, stirges are both dead.
(21:11:29) (Urist): "Needles, someone is behind those trees!"
(21:11:52) (Needles): I drop my sickle and pull out my bow
(21:11:58) (Mace): "what were those, and who are these two ladies?"
(21:12:17) (GM): sweet, wanna roll a Mind+SUB DC8
(21:12:28) (Urist): "Those were stirges, and these are our hirelings, Maydee and Rimalese."
(21:12:38) ChatBot: (Needles) rolls 1d20 and gets 5.
(21:12:51) (Needles): damn.. missed that too
(21:12:57) (Urist): what is with this one check
(21:13:12) (GM): You look in the direction Urist points in but your not sure where it is hes talking about.
(21:13:24) (GM): Urist, your up again.
(21:13:43) (Urist): I try to locate them.
(21:13:47) ChatBot: (Urist) rolls 1d20 and gets 7.
(21:13:50) (Urist):
(21:13:50) (Mace):"well hello ladies
(21:14:04) (GM): You know where he is Urist
(21:14:15) (GM): You spotted him before he ducked back into the trees
(21:14:22) (Urist): I don't know who it is, tho
(21:14:30) (Urist): what is DC for that
(21:14:37) (GM): Oh no, and hes not visible now
(21:14:44) (GM): That was for Needles to spot him
(21:14:46) (Urist): gragh
(21:14:55) (GM): He can identify after that
(21:15:07) (Urist): screw it, I'm just charging in trying to kill them
(21:15:14) ChatBot: (Urist) rolls 1d20 and gets 20.
(21:15:17) (Urist):
(21:15:17) (GM): I was hoping youd do that
(21:15:19) (Urist): :O
(21:15:39) (Urist): KER-SLASH
(21:15:43) ChatBot: (Urist) rolls 1d10 and gets 5.
(21:15:43) (GM): You charge into the trees and swing like a wild man, err, dwarf and hit, what is hopefully a bad guy!
(21:16:15) (Urist): (mace, roll 1d20 for initiative)
(21:16:21) (GM): Urists greataxe cuts through the torso of the humanoid and pins him to the trunk of the tree he was hiding behind.
(21:16:35) (GM): Hes dead, very, very dead.
(21:16:41) ChatBot: (Mace) rolls 1d20 and gets 19.
(21:16:46) (Urist): :O
(21:16:51) (GM): They just dont build bad guys like they used to.
(21:16:54) (Mace): ach, why are we killing people here left and right?
(21:17:14) (Urist): these guys just ambushed us
(21:17:23) (GM): Urist, you notice it was a hobgoblin hiding behind the tree.
(21:17:32) (Urist): we were minding our own business and they starting arrowing us and sending GIANT BEES
(21:17:40) (Mace): oh
(21:17:42) (Mace): right
(21:18:02) ChatBot: (GM) is now known as (Rimalisse).
(21:18:06) (Rimalisse) groans.
(21:18:10) ChatBot: (Rimalisse) is now known as (GM).
(21:18:21) (GM): Rimalisse does not look good. Shes very pale and weak.
(21:18:41) (Urist): (isn't mace a cleric, or is he another fighter)
(21:18:48) (GM): Cleric
(21:18:58) (Urist): "Mace, help out Rimalisse"
(21:19:13) (Mace): oh man
(21:19:16) (Mace): ok
(21:19:40) (Mace): was she hit in the battle?
(21:19:44) (GM): Mace, Rimalisse the elf looks very weak. She must have lost quite a bit of blood to that stirge that attached to her.
(21:19:52) (Mace): ah
(21:19:59) (Mace): i lay hands on rimalisse
(21:20:03) (Mace): and cast
(21:20:11) (Mace): cure light wounds
(21:20:18) ChatBot: (Mace) rolls 1d8 and gets 8.
(21:20:30) (GM): Immediately Rimalisses color comes back into her face and she smiles.
(21:20:34) ChatBot: (GM) is now known as (Rimalisse).
(21:20:44) (Rimalisse): Thank you, oh gods, I feel much better.
(21:20:55) (Urist): tanks for the memories
(21:20:59) (Needles) looks around to see if the last of the bad guys are gone
(21:21:04) (Rimalisse) stands up and stretches feeling the spot on her back.
(21:21:12) ChatBot: (Rimalisse) is now known as (GM).
(21:21:34) (GM): Needles searches the area for signs of anymore ambushers.
(21:21:47) (Urist) pulls his axe out of the hobgoblin
(21:22:27) (GM): gimme a sec to check on treasure.
(21:22:50) (Needles) picks up sickle and stares at it with a mixture of anger and shame
(21:22:52) (Urist): "So, Mace, why are you travelling down this path?"
(21:22:58) (Mace): no problem madam, happy to help
(21:23:02) (Mace): well, you see
(21:23:40) (Mace): i was hanging out in some little village
(21:24:00) (Urist) leans against a tree
(21:24:18) ChatBot: (GM) rolls 1d20 and gets 15.
(21:24:26) ChatBot: (GM) rolls 1d20 and gets 9.
(21:24:30) (Mace): and it ended up being really boring
(21:24:42) ChatBot: (Mace) rolls 1d100 and gets 97.
(21:24:43) (Needles): (how do I heal the str dmg?)
(21:24:50) ChatBot: (Mace) rolls 1d76 and gets 41.
(21:25:05) (GM): A cure spell will do it, or 1 point a night of rest
(21:25:20) (Urist): (idk, I think we're just going with Cure Light Wounds fixing that)
(21:25:44) ChatBot: (GM) rolls 1d20 and gets 12.
(21:25:47) (GM): roll 1d20
(21:25:50) ChatBot: (GM) rolls 1d20 and gets 9.
(21:25:54) ChatBot: (GM) rolls 1d20 and gets 11.
(21:25:56) (Urist): yeesh, how much stuff did these guys have?
(21:26:03) (Mace): hmm
(21:26:28) (Mace): i think you need the restoration or lesser restoration spells
(21:26:28) ChatBot: (GM) rolls 1d100 and gets 91.
(21:27:31) (GM): Thats true, I was just never sure with M20 because it uses it as damage after HP runs out.
(21:27:40) (Urist) wipes the blood off his axe
(21:27:45) ChatBot: (GM) rolls 2d8 and gets 5,5.
(21:28:00) ChatBot: (GM) rolls 4d10 and gets 6,4,5,1.
(21:28:08) (Urist): no, really, where is all this stuff coming from?
(21:28:23) (GM): Whats that?
(21:28:41) (Urist): you're obviously rolling an insane amount of dice for the treasure
(21:28:52) (GM): Yeah, its the DMG its a pain in the butt
(21:28:57) (Urist): unless you've got the Huge Table of Intricate Treasure Details
(21:28:59) (Needles): Well I guess I'll just heal up the normal way
(21:29:09) (GM): Okay, so Needles finds another victim of the Hobgoblin off in the brush.
(21:29:28) (GM): Looks like a woodsman.
(21:29:38) (Needles): Hey there is dead body over here.. looks like a woodsman
(21:29:50) (Urist): are you saying that in character or what
(21:30:01) (Needles): yes
(21:30:01) (GM): Urist, on the Hobgoblin you find a cloth sack with about 260 gold in it.
(21:30:08) (Urist): WHAT.
(21:30:11) (Mace): holy cripes
(21:30:23) (GM): yeah, whoda thunk it
(21:30:37) (Mace): hobgoblins are much wealthier than i ever thought
(21:30:42) (Needles): Looks like this guy and his pet were doing well
(21:30:47) (Urist): so that's about 52 GP for each party memeber
(21:30:48) (Needles): pets*
(21:30:52) (GM): This one was, but then, the pickings been real good out here in the woods
(21:31:14) (GM): Needles, you searching the body?
(21:31:34) (Urist) gives everyone 52 GP
(21:31:44) (Mace): a woodsman eh?
(21:31:53) (GM): yep
(21:31:56) (Mace): should probably find out where hes from
(21:31:58) (Needles) pockets the gold
(21:32:20) (Urist): so add that 52 to your sheet, Mace
(21:32:29) (Needles): can we tell how long he's been dead?
(21:32:47) (GM): Not to too long, couple of days judging by the smell.
(21:33:07) (GM): It looks like something gave his body the once over.
(21:33:20) (Mace): is anyone here a doctor?
(21:33:32) (Urist): you're a cleric
(21:33:34) (Mace): or a medical examiner?
(21:33:36) (Mace): oh
(21:33:37) (Mace): right
(21:33:50) (GM): CSI?
(21:34:06) (Urist): looks like he got...CHOPPED.
(21:34:13) (Urist): YEEEAAAAAAHHHHH
(21:34:23) (Needles): I check the body to see how he died
(21:34:32) (Mace): wait a second
(21:34:40) (GM): Needles if you want you can heal that STR damage with a spell. Im saying any STR damage by normal means is healable while unnatural ways are not.
(21:34:41) (Mace): im the trained medical professional
(21:34:49) (Urist): ?
(21:34:53) (Mace): maybe i should do it
(21:35:00) (Urist): o rly?
(21:35:07) (GM): Needles examines the body and determines it was a couple of well placed arrows that did him in.
(21:35:27) (GM): Though the arrows have been pulled free, and not gently by the looks of things.
(21:36:11) (Urist): "So..what now?"
(21:36:28) (Needles): Do we want to check the body?
(21:36:37) (Urist): well, yeah
(21:36:52) (Needles): maybe we should let the cleric do it
(21:36:58) (GM): You search the body?
(21:37:56) (Mace): I check the body carefully for and indication of who the person was
(21:38:06) (Urist): fff
(21:38:12) ChatBot: (Urist) rolls 1d6 and gets 1.
(21:38:17) (GM): Okay, he hasnt anything on him, or left on him as far as you can tell...
(21:38:23) (GM): except...
(21:38:32) (GM): some pipes...
(21:38:42) (Urist): musical pipes?
(21:38:44) (GM): the musical instrument kind.
(21:38:47) (Mace): pipes eh? like a smoking
(21:38:48) (Mace): nvm
(21:38:54) (Urist): sdsfg
(21:38:59) (Mace): what quality are these pipes?
(21:39:17) (GM): High quality, they must have been made by a skilled hand.
(21:39:39) (Needles): pipes.. hmmm
(21:39:52) (GM): There ebony and have intricate scoll-work.
(21:39:54) (Urist): "Hey, Mace, can I see those for a sec?"
(21:40:13) (Mace): hmm
(21:40:16) (Mace): hands them over
(21:40:33) (Mace): "a simple woodsman with an ornate musical instrument"

[Crose87420]

(21:40:40) (Mace): law and order sound thingy
(21:40:40) (GM): You can play a tune while you walking through the Vale
(21:40:54) (Urist): I try to improvise a little number. DEX+PHYS?
(21:41:05) (Urist): or DEX+KNOW?
(21:41:09) (Needles): playing a dead mines pipe?
(21:41:13) (GM): that one
(21:41:21) (Urist): DEX+KNOW?
(21:41:25) (GM): Yeah
(21:41:32) ChatBot: (Urist) rolls 1d20 and gets 4.
(21:41:38) (Urist): graagh
(21:41:49) (GM): Urist plays a tune about as well as youd expect, badly.
(21:42:03) (Urist): can I try that again?
(21:42:07) (Mace): thats what my grandpa told me right before he died
(21:42:11) (Urist): agh, just a sec guys
(21:42:31) (GM): You can play it but you wont improve that number.
(21:42:34) (GM): Least not today.
(21:42:40) (GM): What are you guys doin now.
(21:42:43) (GM): ?
(21:42:59) ChatBot: (Urist) rolls 1d20 and gets 15.
(21:43:02) (Urist): :O
(21:43:16) (Urist): around 17
(21:43:18) (Needles): I feel the least we should do is cover the body
(21:43:35) ChatBot: (GM) is now known as (Maydee).
(21:43:40) (Urist): "Ah, okay then, Needles."
(21:43:41) (Maydee): I agree, we should, its only right.
(21:43:53) (Maydee) wanders off looking for some rocks.
(21:44:01) (Urist): I've got a bedroll, don't I?
(21:44:11) (Maydee): Yeah?
(21:44:15) ChatBot: (Maydee) is now known as (GM).
(21:44:16) (GM): Yeah?
(21:44:20) (Needles) looks around for some rocks
(21:44:30) (Mace): anyone got a shovel?
(21:44:33) (Urist): can I stuff him in it before we bury him?
(21:44:47) (GM): Okay, that sounds good.
(21:44:56) (Urist): no check?
(21:45:04) (Needles): I was just thinking a makeshift cairn
(21:45:16) (GM): In a little while you have the poor soul buried in a small mound under some rocks to keep the nightly beasts from scavenging.
(21:45:21) (Urist): ..cairn?
(21:45:26) ChatBot: (GM) is now known as (Maydee).
(21:45:47) (Maydee) whispers a few quiet words and looks out over the lake between the trees
(21:45:54) (Mace): brb
(21:46:23) (Maydee) moves away after a few moments and gathers her belongings, checking on Rimalisse along the way.
(21:46:27) ChatBot: (Maydee) is now known as (GM).
(21:46:41) (Urist): "So, where are we going off to now?"
(21:46:53) (GM): You probably have enough daylight to cover a few more miles.
(21:47:04) (Urist): ..it's still day?
(21:47:10) (GM): evening
(21:47:16) (Needles): I guess we follow the trail around the lake
(21:47:51) (Urist): I guess Hunter is still doing something
(21:47:55) (GM): You make your way by trail around the lake and make it to the northeastern side of the Darkmoon Lake by nightfall without incident.
(21:48:13) (GM): Guard duty?
(21:48:32) (Urist) shrugs
(21:48:37) (Needles): Too wild out here not to
(21:48:52) (Urist): do I notice any animals about?
(21:49:18) (GM): nah, its late and all the daytime creatures have retired and the nightime ones, well, youll see.
(21:49:22) (Needles): I say we all take 2 hour shifts except Rimalisse.. she needs the rest
(21:49:41) (Urist): do we have tent or anything?
(21:49:52) (Needles): although I do wonder if Maydee can heal this little wound of mine
(21:50:00) (GM): nah, theres no fast packs with tents, that I remember anyways
(21:50:10) (Needles): Only dwarves sleep in tents
(21:50:18) (Urist): fff
(21:50:28) (Urist): can I look around for some firewood?
(21:50:34) (GM): sure
(21:50:45) ChatBot: (GM) is now known as (Maydee).
(21:50:46) (Urist): no check?
(21:51:18) (Maydee) Maydee comes over and holds your reddened forearm, in a few moments the gash fades and only a light redness is left.
(21:51:22) ChatBot: (Maydee) is now known as (GM).
(21:51:26) ChatBot: (GM) rolls 1d8 and gets 7.
(21:51:29) (GM): +1
(21:51:35) (Needles) looks at Maydee's handiwork
(21:51:51) (Needles): (all dmg gone?)
(21:52:03) (Urist) tries to light a fire
(21:52:09) (GM): Yeah, you had 3 and she got an 8 total
(21:52:16) (Needles) Pats urist
(21:52:29) (Needles): with two clerics we might just be able to keep you alive my friend
(21:52:33) (GM): Urist gets a fire going with some loose brush he collected.
(21:52:46) (Urist) beams proudly
(21:52:56) (GM): Whats the watch order, just so I know, in case, you know, something awful happens.
(21:53:28) (Needles): tough call
(21:53:34) (Urist): obviously Rim's not inolved
(21:53:50) (Needles): I'll gladly go first
(21:53:54) (GM): So that leaves, Urist, Needles, Mace, and Maydee
(21:54:08) (Urist): and apparently hunter has vanished, so we don't know if he agrees
(21:54:46) (GM): How about Needles, Maydee, Ursit, Mace?
(21:54:53) (Needles): How about this.. Maydee, Needles, Urist, Mace
(21:54:57) (Urist): ursit minor
(21:55:03) (GM): Sounds good!
(21:55:09) ChatBot: (GM) rolls 1d20 and gets 10.
(21:55:18) (Urist): and unfortunately it's almost 9
(21:55:19) (Needles): gives our clerics 6 hours of rest
(21:55:41) (GM): So the night passes with no interruption save by Urists mighty snoring.
(21:56:13) (GM): Rimalisse looks even better this morning, and Maydee and Mace are both refreshed again after having cast spells the day before.
(21:56:16) (Urist): everyone roll your sonic damage saves
(21:56:46) (GM): You pack up and leave camp making for the northwest...and the eldest tree in the wood.
(21:57:07) ChatBot: (GM) rolls 1d10 and gets 6.
(21:57:17) (Urist) yawns, marching behind everyone
(21:58:02) ChatBot: (Urist) rolls 1d6 and gets 2.
(21:58:15) (GM): Needles and Urist, Mace too if your there, Spot checks Mind+SUB DC12
(21:58:30) ChatBot: (Urist) rolls 1d20 and gets 5.
(21:58:33) (Urist): graagh
(21:58:34) ChatBot: (Needles) rolls 1d20 and gets 17.
(21:58:47) (Urist): is Urist just an idiot
(21:58:47) (Needles): 18
(21:59:05) (Needles): you rolled big when you needed to
(21:59:07) (GM): Hes the muscle...
(21:59:26) (Urist): "What's wrong, Needles?"
(21:59:30) (GM): Needles, up ahead between some trees you spot a small humanoid creature slowly making its way towards the group.
(21:59:49) (GM): It doesnt appear to be in a hurry.
(21:59:55) (GM): Or trying to hide.
(22:00:02) (Urist): does the rest of the party notice?
(22:00:09) (Needles): does it notice us?
(22:00:24) (GM): Needles you think it has noticed the party.
(22:00:37) (GM): Urist, you dont see anything but Needles might tell you whats out there.
(22:00:54) (Needles): Urist, something coming this way..
(22:01:05) (GM): nice
(22:01:07) (Urist) squints his eyes
(22:01:16) (Urist): can I loosely identify what it is?
(22:01:21) (GM): Its about 90 feet away amongst the trees
(22:01:26) (Urist): oh
(22:01:34) (Needles): I loosen my bow from my shoulders..
(22:01:35) ChatBot: (Mace) has been logged out (Timeout).
(22:01:35) (GM): Probably, MIND+KNOW DC8
(22:01:44) (GM): to identify
(22:01:48) ChatBot: (Urist) rolls 1d20 and gets 17.
(22:01:50) (Urist): :O
(22:02:18) (GM): Its a kobold, but oddly, hes not being stealthy as his race is known to be.
(22:02:30) (GM): Hes ambling towards your group
(22:02:41) (Urist): I ready my axe in xenophobic anger
(22:02:55) (Needles): is this the dumbest kobold in the world?
(22:03:22) (Urist): it's obviously not Pun-Pun
(22:03:32) (GM): You ready your axe Urist and wait, before long the kobold is a short distance away and you can easily make him out now that there arent any trees in the way.
(22:03:58) (Urist): "Halt!"
(22:04:03) (Needles): I pull my bow from my shoulder and notch and arrow
(22:04:04) (GM): His skin is drawn and his eyes must be sunken into his head because they are very dark, he must not have eaten in forever.
(22:04:10) (Needles): an*
(22:04:50) (Urist): "State your business here, kobold!"
(22:04:51) (GM): A furry thing crawls out one of the kobolds eye sockets and disappears down the kobolds back for a second and then appears on the ground behind him.
(22:05:08) (Urist): ...
(22:05:17) (GM): The kobold lifts up its head to you and you see now that there is no life there, it died long ago.
(22:05:34) (Needles): ahhh CRAP
(22:05:35) (GM): it raises its arms and utters a muted snarl and comes for you.
(22:05:42) (Urist): "Needles, quick! FIRE!
(22:05:50) (GM): Intiative!
(22:05:54) ChatBot: (Urist) rolls 1d20 and gets 11.
(22:05:59) ChatBot: (Needles) rolls 1d20 and gets 14.
(22:06:06) (Urist): 12 and 14
(22:06:06) ChatBot: (GM) is now known as (Maydee).
(22:06:12) ChatBot: (Maydee) rolls 1d20 and gets 14.
(22:06:21) (Needles): +5
(22:06:22) ChatBot: (Maydee) is now known as (Rimalisse).
(22:06:23) (Urist): or whatever needles' dex bonus is
(22:06:26) ChatBot: (Rimalisse) rolls 1d20 and gets 6.
(22:06:32) ChatBot: (Rimalisse) is now known as (GM).
(22:06:37) ChatBot: (GM) rolls 1d20 and gets 8.
(22:06:40) ChatBot: (GM) rolls 1d20 and gets 14.
(22:06:50) (GM): Okay, what does Urist and Needles have?
(22:06:58) (Urist): 12 for me
(22:07:05) (Needles): 19
(22:07:25) (Urist): something tells me you're going first
(22:07:54) (GM): Okay, Needles is up first!
(22:08:06) (Needles): sorry.. then 15
(22:08:20) ChatBot: (Needles) rolls 1d20 and gets 17.
(22:08:22) (Urist): ..what?
(22:08:36) (Urist): whatever
(22:08:46) (GM): That your attack Needles
(22:08:47) (GM): ?
(22:08:48) (Needles): my initiative was 15.. I had a brain fart
(22:09:12) (GM): Thats okay, Maydee held until after you, so your up.
(22:09:19) (Needles): but I was still first I think.. so I fire my arrow and rolled that 17+5
(22:09:33) (GM): The kobold or the vampire death rat?
(22:09:36) (Urist): you probably hit
(22:09:43) (Needles): kobold
(22:09:58) ChatBot: (Needles) rolls 1d8 and gets 7.
(22:10:06) (Urist): does turn undead work on zombies?
(22:10:12) (Needles): My bow is +1 so 8
(22:10:12) (GM): Yep
(22:10:34) (GM): Okay, gotcha Needles. The kobold staggers a bit but keeps on coming forwards.
(22:10:44) (Urist): my turn?
(22:10:53) ChatBot: (GM) is now known as (Maydee).
(22:11:24) (Maydee) pulls her holy symbol from the chain around her neck and holds it out, yelling..
(22:11:36) (Maydee): back to the abyss dead thing!
(22:11:38) (Urist) backs away cautiously
(22:11:46) ChatBot: (Maydee) rolls 1d20 and gets 7.
(22:12:21) ChatBot: (Maydee) is now known as (GM).
(22:12:35) (GM): The kobold stops and then colapses in a heap.
(22:12:47) (GM): whoops wait, wrong, bzzz
(22:12:50) (Urist): look, I'm sorry guys, but I gotta go
(22:13:05) (GM): The kobold turns away and staggers back towards the deeper woods.
(22:13:15) (Urist): this has been swell, but I've got something to do
(22:13:17) (GM): Thats okay, we will pick it up again next Thursday
(22:13:27) (Urist): k, see you then!
(22:13:31) (Urist): bye dymond
(22:13:31) (GM): We ran a bit over, no biggie
(22:13:35) (Needles): sounds good
(22:13:44) (Urist): see ya
(22:13:52) (GM): See ya Urist
(22:14:03) (GM): You coming back next Thursday Dymond?
(22:14:03) (Needles): night guys! c-ya next week
(22:14:09) (Needles): yup
(22:14:15) (GM): Great, catch you guys next time!
(22:14:19) (GM): night

[dymond]

A friend I play 4e with me saw a shirt he wanted to buy me.. On the front is says 'The Dice are Trying to Kill Me'. You can see why he wanted to get me that shirt after looking at my rolls for last nights game 

[Crose87420]

Yeah, the dice were not in you or Empty's best interests to say the least.

You really only missed some minor checks, well, a bunch of minor checks.